Old Post #11-Pet Peeve #3 (Shaw's Craw)-I Hate Kids! Not Really / Yeah Kinda

My job is pretty easy. Count medications. Do bedchecks. Not sleep. From 12:00am till 6:00am-smooooooth sailing! But then comes the tough part-waking the kids up for their day. Boy, are they grumps! And they smell too-mangna cum laude graduates of P.U., every last one of them! And the only rugrat here I like on a regular basis has greasy bangs past his eyes. No biggie, to be sure. ( I've been accused of going heavy on the conditioner a time or 2. ) But I suspect he's crossing his peepers at me in sheer mockery every time we speak. That early a.m. paranoia needs ah-watching, Tinfroyde! Maybe I just need a vacation.